PSA b/w Super Bowl

Attention white people (and the one Black dude I saw 2 weeks ago who was in clear violation). This month is called February. Your cargo shorts should have BEEN packed away in storage months ago. You should NOT... I repeat, NOT, be wearing them. This is Philadelphia. It's 40 degrees out, on a good day. I don't get it.

(Why am I writing this? Because today I saw 3 people wearing shorts as if it was okay. It's NOT okay. If you're jogging, it's not really okay, but you have a slight excuse. If you're going to the gym, it's not okay. It only takes a few seconds to take off some sweat pants when you get there. Cargo shorts? There is no reason for cargo shorts after October. Cargo shorts are not winterized (yes they are thicker than normal shorts, but they are still shorts). And please, kill the flip flops too (saw 2 people w/ these today). Maybe this is just a Penn thing, and if so, I apologize to the rest of you. But I have a feeling this is a wider-spread issue. It must stop).

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For some reason I thought the Super Bowl started at 8 yesterday, so when I turned it on and saw the Rolling Stones doing their thing (after wondering w/ my wife as to whether they still have groupies, we decided that there are at least 2 55-year old chicks out there in leather pants w/ the lips tatooed on their gravity-challenged breasts, chasing the tour bus around the country), I was a little upset. But then I saw the score - 7-3 - and realized that we hadn't missed much.

Not too much to say about the game overall. I'm glad the Steelers won b/c no one would really have cared if Seattle had won. That push off by the Seattle receiver in the end zone was suspect though. And I'm not sure if Ben broke the plain, replay or not. But it is what it is, the closest thing to an Eagles Super Bowl victory that the world will ever know.

Gotta go clean Play-Doh out of my carpet. Good night.