Brown Out

On the one hand, Larry Brown's been wishy-washy his entire coaching career and deserves for somebody to actually put the first foot forward and kick him in the ass on the way out. On the other hand, he did take the Pistons to the show two years straight, punishing the Lakers, and pushing the Spurs to 7 games. AND, it is somewhat absurd to have him "guarantee his health for the year" when none of his players, his coaching staff, his trainers, the ballboys, the box seat season-ticket holders, or the fool that got his jaw touched by Jermaine O'Neal, can guarantee theirs. A few years ago, cats was catching the 'thrax like crazy! Nobody's safe...lol.

But since the Pistons won't be in the finals this year (or maybe for the next 20), we can already blame Flip Saunders and the curse of Larry Brown. Expect Darko to see 10 minutes per game...and to still be a bust.

(This message was sponsored by the "Nowitzki is still the only Euro baller that matters" foundation, and the New York Knicks, the next (and last) stop for Larry Brown (cuz those bammas ain't winning shit, and Larry's health doesn't like losing...you did notice how he was perfectly fine in the playoffs))